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Happy Kwanza
#1

Just in case anybody here celebrates that. Not sure if it was yesterday or today. Oh well

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#2

Thank you.

See You In Toledo
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#3

how bout "festivus"??

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I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
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#4

BIRD33 Wrote:Thank you.

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BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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#5

I saw these... didn't write them though
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#6

wow,
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#7

ok and who's celebrating "the 7 days of doom" better called : SiviDaDoom ... (funny name but we're hoping Buffy the slayer happenings so don't be fooled.

Funny stuff to bring on SiviDaDoom :

- Your soul
- Your body
- Your blood

Funny games to play on SiviDadoom :

- rape my soul
- rape me
- eat me
- transform me into a mindless minion
- go play hide and seek in the occult and malefic dimension

Invitations :

Invitations are an important stuff for bringing the best out of a party. In SividaDoom there a few rules

- Don't invite someone who doesn't got a soul
- Don't invite someone who already sold is soul
- Don't invite people who are minions (use them as waiters it's perfect, they are happy like that, you'll be happy too in a few moments).

Thoses upper categories are to be considered as some plague, they come bring nothing and they just finish eating all the buffet.

One more last thing :

- Don't invite lawyers (they are already the minions of some older and more malefic god, better not to mess with them).

They will do the same as above (eat all the buffet) but later sue you because they choked on some unindentified piece of food.

Decorations :

In SividaDoom were very conservative. Prepare the usual stuff as :

- Altar with skulls on it (or skulls and bones and some out of price piece of jewelery on it if you really want to impress people)
- Barrels of blood
- Burning stuff
- People in cage
- Skull lanterns (we're a lot into the skull stuff don't be afraid of being a little bit Kitsch here, go skulls we say)


What to drink :

- Blood
- Virgin's blood (for the VIP)
- Blood
- Blood

You may create some no-blood-holic drinks for people who got a terror vehicle to bring back to their doomed dimension; be aware that the hell imposed a new limit of 0.5 ./.. blood cell per malefic blood limit this year. Controls are going to be strict.
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#8

Im lost

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