[fem]

My office had it's Christmas Party on Saturday. There was bout 300+ people here and I didn't know hardly any of them. Anyways, I took advantage of the frozen margarita machine and drank about 6 of them. Now I'm only 20 and not aloud to drink, but the bartender's still let me drink. :$ So, I ended up wasted. (yes I'm a lightweight) I played pool all night and kicked ass! I almost ruined the pool table by scraping it with the cue. I was about to go into my cube and fall asleep but people kept talking to me. I was close to going and getting a tattoo but I didn't go thru with it. :| Then I left with my bf and people were searching for me, they thought I was wandering around on I-20 or something. I went to another party and drank 2 more beers, smoked a little weed and was feeling awesome! There was this guy at the party that smoked weed (it was only his 2nd time) and he started eating a styrophome (sp) plate and wouldn't stop laughing and talking about his boner. I thought it was pretty funny. I went to church on Sunday still feeling quite drunk, it was pretty bad.

[Bill]

you know your going to hell when you go to church drunk. (damn southern baptists)

[fem]

you know your going to hell when you go to church drunk. (damn southern baptists)

I am a Southern Baptist. Right after church I went home and slept for like 3 hours. I can't believe how drunk I was. It was fun.

[Bill]

I was raised southern baptist. so, how bad did your head hurt after being yelled at for an hour? or did, the preacher go over?

[lad]

god does'nt exist, you should've stayed in bed

[Sassy]

god does'nt exist, you should've stayed in bed

I am a Christian.

[fem]

I was raised southern baptist. so, how bad did your head hurt after being yelled at for an hour? or did, the preacher go over?

No one was yelling, and it just lasted an hour. It was a good sermon. I know it's bad, but I couldn't wait to leave.

god does'nt exist, you should've stayed in bed

ok :roll:

[Bill]

I'd like to fill Sassy with my holy spirit

No one was yelling, and it just lasted an hour. It was a good sermon. I know it's bad, but I couldn't wait to leave.

every service I've been to since leaving my home church, the preacher has done nothing but yell at the congrigation on no matter how they live we're going to hell.

[asshat]

Two things wrong with this thread.

1. No sex.



2. :wpics:

[Sassy]

Two things wrong with this thread.

1. No sex.



2. :wpics:

As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants
and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."Are you serious? That input matched my default category.
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

[fem]

Two things wrong with this thread.

1. No sex.



2. :wpics:

1. It's a bad time of the month.

2. There were a couple of pics, some guy took them.

[cLaY]

god does'nt exist, you should've stayed in bed

2nd