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My wife and I went to dinner with her aunt and uncle and another friend the other night. We all met at a fairly nice place, my wife and I drove over together. We were a little rushed or I'd have showered first, but as it was we were hustling to get over there. At a traffic light, I put the car in park and got out for a second to stand up and air out "da boys". I sit back in the car and pull away from the light. She looks at me and says "What the fuck was that?"

Me: "It was a little warm in the office today, and with all the sitting, it feels a little muggy in my crotch right now."

I should mention that we want to have kids sometime soon, so we're extra careful about some of the things that could affect my berries.

Her: "THAT SHIT WILL KILL ALL YOUR SPERM! WHY HAVEN'T YOU DONE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS BEFORE NOW?"

I felt like she was overreacting, but I've learned not to test my wife when she yells. Wanting to at least show her I was making an effort, I unzipped my slacks and pulled my balls out. She didn't seem to be any happier.

Me: "Maybe if you lightly blew some cool breath on them, they'd cool down faster." Wasn't happening. So I turned the A/C vent on them.

When we arrived at the restaraunt, I'd kinda forgotten about it. So I got out the car and walked in. I only think a few people noticed as I made my way to our table. I put my napkin in my lap and had a lovely dinner with family and friends.

Anybody else have similar problems with swampy balls if you sit down for too long?

[Anhil8tor]

I get some serious chaffing if I sit down too long... it hurts.

[snarg]

no

narg:

[Anhil8tor]

this came to mind

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I thought PH didn't want you to post any more of her pics?

[Anhil8tor]

thats not PH....

**she has previously given me permission to post this**

[BDS]

Oh, I am sure all the wait staff knew. The majority of them at the finer restraunts REALLY like boys.

[Undeadcannibal]

Yeah, just ask cameltoe's crew. they like em long and strong.

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here you go