[lad]

Whilst shopping at the supermarket :

(shop worker) excuse me sir but i have reason to believe that you have taken something without paying?

(me) are you having a laugh?

(shop worker)no sir, now i'm going to have to check your pockets.

(me) (a tad angry because every fucker was looking at me) o.k but when you find nothing in my pockets i'm gonna punch you in the face!! is that o.k... sir?

(shop worker)um...ummm(goes red in the face, and speaks in a quiet voice) there's obviously been a mistake and i'm sorry for the misunderstanding sir

[cLaY]

Rack

[Velvet]

you should have hit the tosser anyways . Hate little pricks like that who are trying to look big .

[SanDog]

Fantastic