[VitaminE]

He said he's never, ever heard of an allergy to semen.

Guess my throat is swelling up for another reason.

[asshat]

Try removing the penis.

[VitaminE]

Hoof foot and mouth disease.

What fukking animal has both feet and hooves (other that chick from the summer of '92)

[Anhil8tor]

Hoof foot and mouth disease.

What fukking animal has both feet and hooves (other that chick from the summer of '92)

I've seen a bitch on the internet that has a hoof .... seriously..

[SanDog]

I should have told you that sore on my tip is communicable.

[TomFoolery]

I should have told you that sore on my tip is communicable.

You should have told snarg too. Better late than never, I guess.