[Banana]

likes to sleep with Jimmy and I, close to our heads. This morning, the cat was sleeping above my head, blocking Jimmy's view of the clock. The alarm went off and Jimmy lifted his head to look at the clock, at which point he came face to face with the cat. At that exact moment, the cat sneezed, point-blank, in his face. And it was a loud, wet sneeze. Jimmy went "ahhhhhh," I started laughing hysterically, and the cat got pissed off and left.

For those of you who hate cats, events like that ^^^^ make them worthwhile.

Now, I shall work on getting the cat to fart in his face.

[Bill]

it what Jimmy does to the cat when your not around that makes me worry.

[Anhil8tor]

seems like I remember a story you told me about the cat... I wouldn't want him by my head

[Banana]

seems like I remember a story you told me about the cat... I wouldn't want him by my head

That's the other cat. The other cat sleeps in his litter box from time to time.

[VitaminE]

likes to have sex with Jimmy and I, close to our mouths. This morning, the cat was licking himself above my head, blocking Jimmy's view of his cat cock. The alarm went off and Jimmy lifted his head to look at the engorged cock, at which point he came face to face with the cat. At that exact moment, the cat jizzed, point-blank, in his face. And it was a loud, wet sleezy blast. Jimmy went "ahhhhhh, I absolutely love cat jizz!!" I started laughing hysterically, and the cat said 'I own you fukkers' and left.

Now, I shall work on getting the cat to chomp in his crank.

FTFY

[Beaucephus]

That cat would have been skinned, tanned and made into a catskin rug for my dog's house.

[Banana]

FTFY

:lool: Time for a new keyboard.

[VitaminE]

:lool: Time for a new keyboard.

I should have simply abused mod powers and updated the original.