12-04-2004, 03:45 AM
britishlad Wrote:^^^^^ Likes to gargle my semen.
what she said
Edit: fixed.
Son, I am Disappoint.
britishlad Wrote:^^^^^ Likes to gargle my semen.
what she said
Tribal Dragon Wrote:^^^ Likes to gargle my semen.
Purple_Haze Wrote::o
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
britishlad Wrote:dont let her talk to you like that ph!!I was talking to you little boy.
Banana Wrote:It's slow here on weekends, nights, weekdays, days, nights, mornings, and evenings. Daytimes also suck. Stick around.
Tribal Dragon Wrote:I was talking to you little boy.
Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
SoltheHoelessPimp Wrote:I'm here with ya!
ImYoPusha Wrote:I hear mirage eats kangaroo babies.
mirage Wrote:i eat them out :happysadface:
JohnnyTequila Wrote:taste like chicken?
ImYoPusha Wrote:in for details.
mirage Wrote:well this one time on my uncle's farm, i saw this chicken, rhonda. she looked kind of clumsy at first, but i realised quickly enough that she was just nervous around me. so i put on some marvin gaye and let the vibe carry us. long story short, i went down on her and then fucked her in the ass. she wasn't that good (she couldn't get her feet on the ground so there was no hip action) so i had her finish me off with a blowjob. unfortunately, she bit my dick in half. so i killed her and cooked her into a tandoori curry.dude that wasn't a chicken.. it was.. it was me.
ImYoPusha Wrote:What was it?mirage Wrote:well this one time on my uncle's farm, i saw this chicken, rhonda. she looked kind of clumsy at first, but i realised quickly enough that she was just nervous around me. so i put on some marvin gaye and let the vibe carry us. long story short, i went down on her and then fucked her in the ass. she wasn't that good (she couldn't get her feet on the ground so there was no hip action) so i had her finish me off with a blowjob. unfortunately, she bit my dick in half. so i killed her and cooked her into a tandoori curry.dude that wasn't a chicken.. it was.. it was me.
ImYoPusha Wrote:dude that wasn't a chicken.. it was.. it was me.
mirage Wrote:Groovy.Don't worry about it, .ImYoPusha Wrote:dude that wasn't a chicken.. it was.. it was me.
oh. hope you didn't mind the tandoori thing.