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Chick with a 9 body but a 5 face
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Chick with a 9 face but a 5 body
I'd probably date the chick with the 9 body and just leave her at home for all social functions.
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
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2nd...9 body, I'm down for fucking uglies as long as the body is bangin'
I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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9 body for sure... its cheaper to fix the face of an ugly bitch than to fix a broken up body.
Pretty girls are only a light switch away!
I just re-read this... DATE!?!?!?!
If you mean take 'em out in public, I gotta go with the cutie but chubby for two reasons.
1. It's a rare day when a chick will let Vit E be seen with her in broad day light. So, she might as well be cute, my buds would be amazed.
2. If I were to see folks on the road, the car door would hide her big ass. No one would know she's heavy. It's common knowledge that the big girls fuck like their trying to ride a hobby horse out of a burning building.
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I say cute face, 5 body. Through vigorous workout sessions and an implant or two, she'd be smoking hot in no time.
Son, I am Disappoint.
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Date both for different occasions.......If I was going out in public take the 9 face.....If I was fukken take the 9 body.....But chances are the 9 face will be better in bed....
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
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This is a trick question, right? They are both chicks?
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I discourge the treating of women like objects.
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ChestyPuller Wrote:I discourge the treating of women like objects.
sure you do! :lool:
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Check the mirror.
Sorry, I can't help the overhead, McEnroe or Special Olympics, I am putting the shit away every time.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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VitaminE Wrote:Bump for RD!
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Who said I had to make sense ?
How about you hold my symbolic cack!
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