[Beaucephus]

Subject: 1st Aid Texas Style

A WOMAN SITTING AT A RESTAURANT IN MCKINNEY, TEXAS SUDDENLY BEGAN TO COUGH
WHILE EATING A GIANT COUNTRY-FRIED STEAK. AFTER A FEW SECONDS IT BECAME
APPARENT THAT SHE WAS IN REAL DISTRESS, AND TWO COWBOYS AT THE NEXT TABLE
TURNED TO LOOK AT HER.

"KIN YA SWALLER?" ASKED ONE OF THE COWBOYS. THE WOMAN SIGNALED "NO", WHILE
DESPERATELY SHAKING HER HEAD.

"KIN YA BREATHE"? ASKED THE OTHER. THE WOMAN, BEGINNING TO TURN QUITE BLUE,
SHOOK HER HEAD"NO".

WITH THAT, THE FIRST COWBOY WALKED OVER TO HER, LIFTED UP THE BACK OF HER
SKIRT, YANKED DOWN HER PANTIES, AND BEGAN TO RUN HIS TONGUE UP AND DOWN BOTH
OF THE WOMAN'S BUTTOCKS AS FAST AS HE COULD.

THIS SHOCKED THE WOMAN INTO SUCH A VIOLENT SPASM THAT THE OBSTRUCTION FLEW
OUT OF HER MOUTH. BEGINNING TO BREATH AGAIN SHE PULLED UP HER PANTIES AND
RUSHED OUT OF THE RESTAURANT.

THE COWBOY SLOWLY WALKED BACK OVER TO HIS TABLE, PROUDLY BOWED TO THE
SURROUNDING APPLAUSE AND TOOK ANOTHER DRINK OF HIS LONE STAR BEER.

HIS PARTNER SAID IN ADMIRATION, "YA KNOW, I'D HEARD OF THAT THERE HIND LICK
MANEUVER, BUT I AIN'T NEVER SEEN NOBODY DO IT."

[txbubba]

those damn texans.

[Hambone]

We know how to help people in distress.

[Beaucephus]

Originally posted by Hambone@Mar 11 2004, 11:26 AM
We know how to help people in distress.

More especially a lady in distress like that. That's us Texans for ya. Always willing to lend a helping hand we are. B)

[Hambone]

Or tongue in here case!