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okay ... funnie ones there.....
Quote:If You Want to Keep the Beer Real Cold, Put it Next to My Ex-Wife's Heart
Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
a few of my favs...
Four on the Floor and a Fifth Under the Seat
Don't Give Me A Plastic Saddle 'Cuz I Want To Feel That Leather When I Ride
At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self Service Pump
Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
I Don't Know What Came Over Me (When I Came All Over You)
I Just Bought A Car From The Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run So I Figure We Got An Even Deal.
If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love.
:bump: because I know some of you are looking for sig lines.