[Ntype]

Your turds would be half-living things...how would you react ?

Ok let me be more clear, imagine that everytime you drop a cake it would be some kind half living trembling thing who would choke like a boneless chicken or an electrocuted frog for a short while then stop-the thing wouldn't have a brain-
Instead of having the form we all know it would involve having some kind nerves, tubes and various other funny things who would sprout out of him like some kind of sea cucumber who had been massively irradiated.

Ok what would you do ?

1. Keep a stick near the toilets ...just in case
2. Do experiments with various foods and so on ... just to see the results
3. Try to keep it living the longest time possible
4. suicide yourself

[BIRD33]

Mouth to mouth.

[B@nana]

Half-Living?

I can't wait to see how Tyrion answers this. I'm sure he'd have the Dooker-Death-Plasma 4000 holstered next to the extra soft double quilted Charmin, and this months issue of Stud Lovers.

[Ntype]

I'm sure there would be a bunch of hobbyist out there playing with turds and even some kind of sect who would wait the next savior through one turd.

"in the turd we believe"

[BIRD33]

Turd:Feces we can believe in

[Banana]

Suicide myself.

[VitaminE]

I stopped reading at turd. VitaminE can no longer have erections at work!

[WoolyGoat]

I hope everyone here chooses #4.