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Christmas Tree
#1

What kind?
How much?

We bought a North Carolina Fir for $60 and set it up friday. Saturday we decorated it with shatterproof ornaments and candy canes. After we finished we sat down and drank hot coco and read how the Grinch stole Christmas.
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#2

if you mixed XR with the coco I'm gonna be pissed at you
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#3

"pissed" is a little over the top. I'll probably just think you're a dipshit
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#4

nope..

chef gave me some rum last year.
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#5

[Image: christmaspresent.jpg]

i'd quite like to get this one, dont know how the so will react mind

Blondie Wrote:Lad is all I can think about.
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#6

No tree.$0.I'm lazy and my dog would probably poison himself or light the house on fire.

With all the enviromental, green bullshit thats all the rage now how long until it's considered tacky to buy a real tree?

See You In Toledo
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#7

[Image: funny_christmas_tree.jpg]
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#8

BIRD33 Wrote:With all the enviromental, green bullshit thats all the rage now how long until it's considered tacky to buy a real tree?

I'm gonna recycle my tree. After chirstmas I will take it to my camp and put it in a hole so that fish will inhabit it. I will then go back a month later and catch those fish and eat them.
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#9

I always buy the ugliest one on the lot cause I know that no one else will
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#10

Sunny Wrote:I always buy the ugliest one on the lot cause I know that no one else will

probably half my college hookups were based on the same theory
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#11

what? Wrote:probably half my college hookups were based on the same theory


So how is it you snagged the hottie you are married to?
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#12

mrs what? is a hottie?

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#13

She screws in bathroom stalls so I'm guessing she's classy and hot.

See You In Toledo
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#14

but she doesn't really like leaving the back door open either.

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#15

Anhil8tor Wrote:Blah Blah... North Carolina ...Blah Blah...

SWEET!

GO HEELS!!!!

8 Has finally turned the corner!

leeman Wrote:I love the meathead...
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#16

Duke is in the same state dummy.
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#17

Sunny Wrote:So how is it you snagged the hottie you are married to?

she came out of the other half I guess?

who the fuck are you? Confusedcratch:
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#18

what? Wrote:she came out of the other half I guess?

who the fuck are you? Confusedcratch:
Oh I get it. came out of the other half he or she guess.Try using more polite language.
And it like is scratch.

Who said I had to make sense ?
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#19

Sassy Wrote:Oh I get it. came out of the other half he or she guess.Try using more polite language.
And it like is scratch.

soak your cunt in turpintine (sp?) and sit on a bunsen (sp?) burner


lee can we get spell check here instead of this sassy shit?
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#20

what? Wrote:soak your cunt in turpintine (sp?) and sit on a bunsen (sp?) burner


lee can we get spell check here instead of this sassy shit?


how about it
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