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02-18-2006, 02:07 AM
speeding ticket today!! First one since '97! Wife and I are going out to dinner tonight. Think I have ruined my chances to get laid?
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02-18-2006, 02:11 AM
Jdub Wrote:speeding ticket today!! First one since '97! Wife and I are going out to dinner tonight. Think I have ruined my chances to get laid?
Advice: Find one of those attorneys locally that handle tickets. Call his office and ask how much to defend it. It will usually cost less than the price of the ticket and there won't be anything on your record. Much better than Defensive Driving or going to court yourself.
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02-18-2006, 02:12 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Advice: Find one of those attorneys locally that handle tickets. Call his office and ask how much to defend it. It will usually cost less than the price of the ticket and there won't be anything on your record. Much better than Defensive Driving or going to court yourself.
Attorney is gonna be $150 plus court costs. I just want to know if I'm gonna get the pussy tonight or the shaft? :lol:
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02-18-2006, 02:14 AM
Jdub Wrote:Attorney is gonna be $150 plus court costs. I just want to know if I'm gonna get the pussy tonight or the shaft? :lol:
Holy Shit! I do these for all of my employees that work for me. I just did one today for a guy that got three tickets, speeding, no license, and no insurance. I mailed the attorney a check for $117. That is usually all it costs.
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02-18-2006, 02:17 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Holy Shit! I do these for all of my employees that work for me. I just did one today for a guy that got three tickets, speeding, no license, and no insurance. I mailed the attorney a check for $117. That is usually all it costs.
Damn, what state are you in. I'm moving there. Looks like I'm gonna get fucked afterall. :lol:
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02-18-2006, 02:18 AM
Jdub Wrote:Damn, what state are you in. I'm moving there. Looks like I'm gonna get fucked afterall. :lol:
You already got fucked. Your wife is gonna have to settle for seconds.
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02-18-2006, 02:20 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:You already got fucked. Your wife is gonna have to settle for seconds.
Twice in one day, that hasn't happened since before I got married. :lol:
Actually, I figure If I get out of it for around $300, I won't complain.
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02-18-2006, 02:25 AM
I voted for your wife divorcing you and taking you to the cleaners.
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02-18-2006, 02:25 AM
Jdub Wrote:Twice in one day, that hasn't happened since before I got married. :lol:
Actually, I figure If I get out of it for around $300, I won't complain.
How fast were you speeding?
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02-18-2006, 02:27 AM
Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:How fast were you speeding?
I was actually running around 80's but he wrote 70 in a 55. I kept my fuckin' mouth shut and even said "thank you" after that kind of break.
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02-18-2006, 02:27 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:I voted for your wife divorcing you and taking you to the cleaners.
Just because you want me.
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02-18-2006, 02:29 AM
Jdub Wrote:Just because you want me.


Your wife is my best friend. She's gonna share the 'spoils' with me.
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02-18-2006, 02:30 AM
Jdub Wrote:I was actually running around 80's but he wrote 70 in a 55. I kept my fuckin' mouth shut and even said "thank you" after that kind of break.
I was hauling ass real early one morning down a street, about 50 in a 30. There was a city cop backed into a church parking lot. When he started his car to come out after me, I saw his lights come on. I just wheeled into the parking lot beside him. He never moved. I rolled down my window and he did, too. He just laughed and said, "Well, that's service. Slow your ass down and get out of here."
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02-18-2006, 02:30 AM
Blueeyedwoman Wrote:Your wife is my best friend. She's gonna share the 'spoils' with me.
I'll give you all of it if I can watch
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02-18-2006, 02:44 AM
I'm lucky, I'm a girl and I was able to talk myself outve a speeding ticket along with not signaling when changing lanes. THe officer let me off with a warning.
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02-18-2006, 07:04 AM
just got one last week on the pa turnpike 168.00 ouch!
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02-18-2006, 07:23 AM
your fucked...and not by the wife...
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02-18-2006, 08:45 PM
Why is it that Flump is the only one who is concerned with my well being.
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02-19-2006, 12:05 AM
Jdub Wrote:Why is it that Flump is the only one who is concerned with my well being.


one has to assume it has something to do with your 10 incher and his gaping rear entrance
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02-19-2006, 07:49 AM
snarg Wrote:one has to assume it has something to do with your 10 incher and his gaping rear entrance
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Zing!!!! :praise:
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