[State Trooper Chuck]

I will be asking that this be distributed to all members immediately.

It has been brought to my attention that there have been threats of "anal rape" and "child molestation" here. It should not have to be pointed out to a bunch of adults how incredibly inappropriate this is. If you have children you know how scary it is to receive these threats.

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone disobeying this order will face immediate prosecution to the fullest extent of the law.

I would like to mention one more thing. Having a "clean" anus will not prevent the transmittion of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases.

[paybacksare]

But soliciting drugs on here is still OK, right?

I've been working too hard to quit now.

[Banana]

Sheesh

[cLaY]

we need a new slang term for lots and lots of BODE

[Vitamin E]

I will be asking that this be distributed to all members immediately.

It has been brought to my attention that there have been threats of "anal rape" and "child molestation" here. It should not have to be pointed out to a bunch of adults how incredibly inappropriate this is. If you have children you know how scary it is to receive these threats.

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone disobeying this order will face immediate prosecution to the fullest extent of the law.

I would like to mention one more thing. Having a "clean" anus will not prevent the transmittion of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases.

This thread makes me want to commit every crime listed about :roll:

Wrong board, Rookie.

[Tribal Dragon]

I will be asking that this be distributed to all members immediately.

It has been brought to my attention that there have been threats of "anal rape" and "child molestation" here. It should not have to be pointed out to a bunch of adults how incredibly inappropriate this is. If you have children you know how scary it is to receive these threats.

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone disobeying this order will face immediate prosecution to the fullest extent of the law.

I would like to mention one more thing. Having a "clean" anus will not prevent the transmittion of AIDS or other sexually transmitted diseases.

Bad cop, no donut.

[Jimmy]

State Trooper Chuck can't spell. That's why he no make detective.

[TomFoolery]

Remember "State Trooper" from UJ? He was $$$$.

[Chief Of Police]

Son, I think I have jurisdiction here. Run along.

[TomFoolery]

I cut back on my hours here so I could rape more kids.

[quint]

Can you fix my speeing ticket?