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cLaY · 08-11-2005, 10:21 PM

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BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 10:21 PM

My wifes pregnant.

Flumper Barflusterbutt · 08-11-2005, 10:22 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:My wifes pregnant.

give my congratulations to the milkman.

BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 10:28 PM

Im lactose intolerant.

Jdub · 08-11-2005, 10:29 PM

Sorry, i thought she swallowed all of it

Flumper Barflusterbutt · 08-11-2005, 10:31 PM

Father's day will be confusing at this house.

BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 10:33 PM

Jdub Wrote:Sorry, i thought she swallowed all of it

She's lactose intolerant.

Jdub · 08-11-2005, 10:34 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:She's lactose intolerant.

Fuck her, my breast milk is $$$

BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 10:35 PM

Im not married nor have I knocked anyone up.Thanks for playing.

08-11-2005, 10:40 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:Im not married nor have I knocked anyone up.Thanks for playing.

in order to 'knock someone up' you would have to have sex with someone other then your hand. just sayin.

WoolyGoat · 08-11-2005, 10:44 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:Im not married nor have I knocked anyone up.Thanks for playing.

They all took the bait, huh. Suckers.

Anhil8tor · 08-11-2005, 10:59 PM

WoolyGoat Wrote:They all took the bait, huh. Suckers.

'Bode!

BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 11:26 PM

hoax Wrote:in order to 'knock someone up' you would have to have sex with someone other then your hand. just sayin.

Just sayin?Thats an original phrase.Im guessing the total of women i've been with triples yours.

08-11-2005, 11:41 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:Just sayin?Thats an original phrase.Im guessing the total of women i've been with triples yours.

no doubt. you are one suave mother fucker.

BIRD33 · 08-11-2005, 11:43 PM

I take back what I said, my totals way over 3.

Jdub · 08-11-2005, 11:44 PM

BIRD33 Wrote:I take back what I said, my totals way over 3.

I've told better looking women than you......NO!

thanks