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Important Notice
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Quote:To: All Internet Users
From: Kim Dereksen
       Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
       Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
Subject:  Internet Cleaning

PLEASE PASS THIS NOTICE TO OTHER USERS
WHO MAY NOT SEE IT!

As many of you know, each year the Internet must be
shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it.
The cleaning process, which eliminates dead e-mail
and inactive ftp, www and gopher sites, allows for a
better-working and faster Internet.

This year, the cleaning process will take place from
12:01 a.m.GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on
April 2.  During that 24-hour period, five very powerful
Japanese built multi-lingual Internet-crawling robots
(Toshiba ML-2274) situated around the world will
search the Internet and delete any data that they find.

In order to protect your valuable data from deletion
we ask that you do the following:

1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks
from their Internet connections.
2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them
from the Internet.
3. Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any
connections to the Internet.
4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the
Internet in any way.
5. Avoid placing operating microwave ovens or
toaster/toaster ovens near your computer modem.
6. Avoid wearing nylon (or other dielectric fiber)
undergarments because of the possibility of
electrical discharge.

We understand the inconvenience that this may
cause some Internet users, and we apologize.
However, we are certain that any inconvenience
will be more than made up for by the increased
speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has
been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.

We thank you for your cooperation.
Kim Dereksen
Interconnected Network Maintenance staff
Main branch, Massachusetts Institute of Technology
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#2

That joke is going to cause problems. <_<
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#3

As long as that message doesn`t get passed onto any Blondes it should be ok.
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#4

there are some dumb people in this world who willhave done that :lol:
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