[Blueeyedwoman]

Not your 'plans' for the Fourth, assholes.
I want your 'fucking plans.' It's more interesting that way.

Now, GO.

[TomFoolery]

http://www.tommys-bookmarks.com (NSFW)

[Fairiedust]

Not your 'plans' for the Fourth, assholes.
I want your 'fucking plans.' It's more interesting that way.

Now, GO.

as frequently and as much as possible...

*after putting the little one to bed..lol*

[what?]

Not your 'plans' for the Fourth, assholes.
I want your 'fucking plans.' It's more interesting that way.

Now, GO.

you first

[Dr. Lecter]

I've got a lot of fucking plans.
plans are not equal to reality, alas.

what? as the fuck boy for hire, is your dance card full? :wub:

[Blueeyedwoman]

Okay. I am going to the beach on Sunday and will be wearing the smallest most revealing bathing attire still legal in the state of California. It will be very crowded there with a lot of peeps on the beach. This will require a great contingent of lifeguards.

See where this is going? Um hmmm, I like lifeguards. Those tanned, smooth, muscular bodies, so fit, so fine. They are trained to be polite and smile.

I'm gonna get me one. I swear it.

[haze]

I've been stretching my asshole open 1 cm a day for the passed week in preparation for the big day.

[what?]

I've been stretching my asshole open 1 cm a day for the passed week in preparation for the big day.

how long 'til your head fits comfortably?

[Michman]

I plan on fucking someone...anyone have some idea's or suggestions?

[minorthreat]

I will be making love to a naughty can of Alpo.

[Blondie]

I plan on fucking someone...anyone have some idea's or suggestions?

You could try the wife...

[Blueeyedwoman]

You could try the wife...

No! I don't want that.

[Dr. Lecter]

You could try the wife...

on your game today, woman.