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Just got back...
#1

...had to pick up a 14 year old boy who decided that it would be pretty cool to drink a 1/2 liter of Vodka....

14 y/o + 120 lb + 1/2 vodka = a bad trip in the back of the bus....

Had to make him feel bad for scareing his 9 y/o sister....
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#2

jeez. I feel bad knowing that those children are going to be the future.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#3

I did that when I was 13. Got ripping drunk in front of a girl's parents (I drank a huge glass of straight booze just because), ended up throwing up all over.

I stuck to pot for awhile after that. Wink
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#4

I once killed a bottle of vodka in 15 min, don't remember the night after that.
Woke up the nextday with another bottle and a half missing, and a lovely technicolor yawn on the carpet. :blink:

Now I drink about once everey week ortwo, and keep it to a couple glasses.
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#5

God damn alcoholics B)

:fuckYou:
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#6

Huh
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#7

We all have our drunk stories. My best involves running through a closed door, running into a balcony pillar, running into a large tree and puking all over myself. I think I impressed my date especially after I finally caught her (she was laughing so hard she couldn't run anymore) and dragged her across the living room carpet. Major carpet burns.
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#8

Quote:Originally posted by fuzzynuggetz@Mar 20 2004, 03:34 PM
Major carpet burns.
That's what she said!

:fuckYou:
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#9

I have to ask fuzzy how in the heck didnt you hurt yourself .. That sounds darn painful . And firemanz I hope you gave him a good lecture hun .
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#10

The answer is easy Velvet, tequila and lots of it. There is a lot more to the story, just not enough time here.
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#11

Such a shame as it is one I would love to hear Smile
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#12

TEQUILA

I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!


Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

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