11-19-2004, 07:42 PM
What are your plans?
apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:
Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
cLaY Wrote:KU opens up
leeman Wrote:[QUOTE=cLaY]KU opens up QUOTE]
Kinky Ubermolestors ?????
BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Tom_ Faggotry Wrote:I'm going down south to have sex with Purple Haze this weekend.
Tom_ Faggotry Wrote:I'm going down south to have sex with Purple Haze this weekend.
Cameltoe280 Wrote:4:10 pm Friday- Tom arrives at the meeting place.
4:15 pm Friday- Haze drives Tom to her abode
4:18 pm Friday- They finish bringing his suitcases inside
4:25 pm Friday- Tom starts hooking up all the electronic shit he just bought
1:30 a.m. Sat.- Haze decides to go to bed since he's only half done
5:51 a.m. Sat- Finished hooking up all the gear, Tom decides to get into bed next to Haze.
5:52 a.m. Sat- Haze stirs, slightly bothered by Tom's unwashed, electrically charged body
5:54 a.m. Sat- Tom asks Haze if he "can stick it in her". She agrees.
5:56 a.m. Sat- Tom finishes, and feeling the effects of Taco Bell from Friday, drops one on her purple satin sheets.
5:57 a.m. Sat- Haze tells Tom to get his shit together, he is leaving.
5:59 a.m. Sat.- Tom starts the long process of unhooking all of his electronic shit.
6:05 a.m. Sat.- Haze finishes the task and loads everything into her Jag, towing all of Tom's shit with his red Western Flyer wagon.
6:12 a.m. Sat.- Haze gives Tom his bus fare and sends him on his way.
Cameltoe280 Wrote:4:10 pm Friday- Tom arrives at the meeting place.RACK! Dude, I'm still laughing.
4:15 pm Friday- Haze drives Tom to her abode
4:18 pm Friday- They finish bringing his suitcases inside
4:25 pm Friday- Tom starts hooking up all the electronic shit he just bought
1:30 a.m. Sat.- Haze decides to go to bed since he's only half done
5:51 a.m. Sat- Finished hooking up all the gear, Tom decides to get into bed next to Haze.
5:52 a.m. Sat- Haze stirs, slightly bothered by Tom's unwashed, electrically charged body
5:54 a.m. Sat- Tom asks Haze if he "can stick it in her". She agrees.
5:56 a.m. Sat- Tom finishes, and feeling the effects of Taco Bell from Friday, drops one on her purple satin sheets.
5:57 a.m. Sat- Haze tells Tom to get his shit together, he is leaving.
5:59 a.m. Sat.- Tom starts the long process of unhooking all of his electronic shit.
6:05 a.m. Sat.- Haze finishes the task and loads everything into her Jag, towing all of Tom's shit with his red Western Flyer wagon.
6:12 a.m. Sat.- Haze gives Tom his bus fare and sends him on his way.