Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5

Weekend
#1

What are your plans?
Reply
#2

Poker tournament..and drinkin...Wish me luck...

apple Wrote:Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal :broken:

Bill Wrote:The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.

pineschic Wrote:comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol
Reply
#3

KU opens up the regular season tonight against Vermont, I figure I'll have the guys over to cheer on the 20+ point ass whooping we're going to put on them. After that I'll probably bust out the poker chips and have some quarter games until I run out of money.

Saturday and Sunday I usually play by ear. Most the time I sit on the couch and smoke chronic throughout the day, napping in between bong hits.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
Reply
#4

cLaY Wrote:KU opens up

Kinky Ubermolestors ?????

Why do I keep this cesspool alive?
Reply
#5

leeman Wrote:[QUOTE=cLaY]KU opens up QUOTE]

Kinky Ubermolestors ?????

Kansas University

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
Reply
#6

I'm going down south to have sex with Purple Haze this weekend.

BIRD33 Wrote:Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.
Reply
#7

Tom_ Faggotry Wrote:I'm going down south to have sex with Purple Haze this weekend.

lucky bastard...stop through and i'll smoke a bean with ya'

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
Reply
#8

Tom_ Faggotry Wrote:I'm going down south to have sex with Purple Haze this weekend.


4:10 pm Friday- Tom arrives at the meeting place.
4:15 pm Friday- Haze drives Tom to her abode
4:18 pm Friday- They finish bringing his suitcases inside
4:25 pm Friday- Tom starts hooking up all the electronic shit he just bought
1:30 a.m. Sat.- Haze decides to go to bed since he's only half done
5:51 a.m. Sat- Finished hooking up all the gear, Tom decides to get into bed next to Haze.
5:52 a.m. Sat- Haze stirs, slightly bothered by Tom's unwashed, electrically charged body
5:54 a.m. Sat- Tom asks Haze if he "can stick it in her". She agrees.
5:56 a.m. Sat- Tom finishes, and feeling the effects of Taco Bell from Friday, drops one on her purple satin sheets.
5:57 a.m. Sat- Haze tells Tom to get his shit together, he is leaving.
5:59 a.m. Sat.- Tom starts the long process of unhooking all of his electronic shit.
6:05 a.m. Sat.- Haze finishes the task and loads everything into her Jag, towing all of Tom's shit with his red Western Flyer wagon.
6:12 a.m. Sat.- Haze gives Tom his bus fare and sends him on his way.
Reply
#9

Cameltoe280 Wrote:4:10 pm Friday- Tom arrives at the meeting place.
4:15 pm Friday- Haze drives Tom to her abode
4:18 pm Friday- They finish bringing his suitcases inside
4:25 pm Friday- Tom starts hooking up all the electronic shit he just bought
1:30 a.m. Sat.- Haze decides to go to bed since he's only half done
5:51 a.m. Sat- Finished hooking up all the gear, Tom decides to get into bed next to Haze.
5:52 a.m. Sat- Haze stirs, slightly bothered by Tom's unwashed, electrically charged body
5:54 a.m. Sat- Tom asks Haze if he "can stick it in her". She agrees.
5:56 a.m. Sat- Tom finishes, and feeling the effects of Taco Bell from Friday, drops one on her purple satin sheets.
5:57 a.m. Sat- Haze tells Tom to get his shit together, he is leaving.
5:59 a.m. Sat.- Tom starts the long process of unhooking all of his electronic shit.
6:05 a.m. Sat.- Haze finishes the task and loads everything into her Jag, towing all of Tom's shit with his red Western Flyer wagon.
6:12 a.m. Sat.- Haze gives Tom his bus fare and sends him on his way.


:lool: RACK that!!
Reply
#10

1. tonight drinking
2. tomorrow drinking (that's a friend anniversary)
3. sunday drinking..water
Reply
#11

Tonight Drinking .. Sunday recovering ...

[Image: vel.png]
Reply
#12

Cameltoe280 Wrote:4:10 pm Friday- Tom arrives at the meeting place.
4:15 pm Friday- Haze drives Tom to her abode
4:18 pm Friday- They finish bringing his suitcases inside
4:25 pm Friday- Tom starts hooking up all the electronic shit he just bought
1:30 a.m. Sat.- Haze decides to go to bed since he's only half done
5:51 a.m. Sat- Finished hooking up all the gear, Tom decides to get into bed next to Haze.
5:52 a.m. Sat- Haze stirs, slightly bothered by Tom's unwashed, electrically charged body
5:54 a.m. Sat- Tom asks Haze if he "can stick it in her". She agrees.
5:56 a.m. Sat- Tom finishes, and feeling the effects of Taco Bell from Friday, drops one on her purple satin sheets.
5:57 a.m. Sat- Haze tells Tom to get his shit together, he is leaving.
5:59 a.m. Sat.- Tom starts the long process of unhooking all of his electronic shit.
6:05 a.m. Sat.- Haze finishes the task and loads everything into her Jag, towing all of Tom's shit with his red Western Flyer wagon.
6:12 a.m. Sat.- Haze gives Tom his bus fare and sends him on his way.
RACK! Dude, I'm still laughing.

Really though, I plan on drinking, smoking, watching football, and I'm having sex with Tom Faggotry.
Reply


Possibly Related Threads…
Thread / Author Replies Views Last Post
Last Post by Anhil8tor
08-04-2014, 03:53 PM
Last Post by snarg
06-07-2010, 06:12 AM
Last Post by phantom
05-24-2010, 03:20 PM
Last Post by phantom
02-27-2010, 10:40 PM
Last Post by PinesChic
01-15-2009, 09:46 PM

Forum Jump:


Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)