05-14-2004, 03:21 PM
Yesterday a mate was having some work done at the Ford dealer. A woman
(could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic
asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little
piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had
always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of
it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up
and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its
right there."
Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
(could be any woman on the planet) came in and asked for a
seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic
asked,
"What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little
piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had
always been there."
The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked
her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of
it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the bonnet up
and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, its
right there."
Now open the photo to learn what a 710 is.
I am trying to see things from your perspective....But I can't get my head that far up my ass!
Remember - The TOES you step on today maybe attached to the ASS you have to kiss tomorrow.

