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(these are the only people who listen to country, so all else can ignore)
Worst country song ever? I'm taking submissions.
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I've got friends in low places.
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BIRD33 Wrote:I've got friends in low places.
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They get WAY worse than that.
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BIRD33 Wrote:No way.Its a clear sign you've entered a white trash only area.
Yeah, I guess I'm thinking of the more pithy ones.
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What happens if you play a country song backwards?
cLaY Wrote:Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
BIRD33 Wrote:You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
BIRD33 Wrote:I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.
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I'm sure they can come up with a better one but thats the only one that I want to claw my eyes out when I hear it.
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Paddy Wrote:What happens if you play a country song backwards?
Your wife and dog come back, or something.
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I always hated "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" by Tammy Wynette.
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i like my women a little on the trashy side
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Quint the shitty titty in warrington closed down.FYI.
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I hate, hate hate Holes in the Floor of Heaven. An excerpt:
One day shy of eight years old,
When grandma passed away.
I was a broken hearted little boy,
Blowing out that birthday cake.
How I cried when the sky let go,
With a cold lonesome rain.
My mom smiled, said: "Don't be sad child.
"Grandma's watching you today."
"'Cos there's holes in the floor of Heaven,
"And her tears are pouring down.
"That's how you know she's watching,
"Wishing she could be here now.
"An' sometimes if you're lonely,
"Just remember she can see.
"There's holes in the floor of Heaven
"And she's watching over you and me."
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