[Pickle]

I'm pretty sure I go to school with one of those.

[Banana]

I think I looked like that on Saturday night. I was a mess.

[bam]

I think I looked like that on Saturday night. I was a mess.

lol I doubt that

[Banana]

Pickle will come back and confirm. She had to rescue me after I fell into the bathtub. She also had to help me operate my breast pump :$

[JCW]

You pumped while drunk?! *uproar*

[Banana]

You pumped while drunk?! *uproar*

I had to! I was AFB (away from baby) for the night. *shock* I'm going to be crucified for that.

My sister, the better behaved of the two of us, introduced my 80 year old grandmother to the meaning of "donkey punch."

[Anhil8tor]

can you nurse if you've been drinking?

[Banana]

You shouldn't. A baby in Russia died because of that.

[JCW]

To be fair, the mom in Russia's breastmilk was probably at least 50% vodka. Yours was, what, 17% maybe?

Shoulda nursed Jimmy instead. You're no longer engorged and he, well, I don't have to explain the benefits he receives.

[Anhil8tor]

We had a kid free saturday as well. Good times.

[JCW]

One of you wanna take my kid for a Saturday? I'll pay you in rep.

[bam]

Peace out bitches. Off to soccer I go.

[Pickle]

Banana did slightly resemble a blobfish by the end of the night, I also had to help her get her contacts out, after I got her out of the bathtub (when I stopped laughing long enough). And, to be fair, I introduced your grandmother to the phrase 'donkey punch' - it was your cousin who felt it necessary to explain the phrase to her!

[WoolyGoat]

Pickle will come back and confirm. She had to rescue me after I fell into the bathtub. She also had to help me operate my breast pump :$

pics or it didn't happen!

[spunky]

damn chinese will eat anything...

[BIRD33]

This will be on Burger Kings menus soon.I will destroy it.This shit is for real.

http://www.theawl.com/2010/02/the-food-j...food-snobs