[Vitamin E]

I was packing for my business trip and my 3-year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed At one point she said, "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.
When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, honey?"
She replied, "What happened to my booger?"

[ntype]

:| :lool:

[goldan]

I'm pretty sure I've probably eaten his boogers. For sure snot.

[Paddy]

My cat sneezed in my mouth when she had a cold.

[UnderWhelmed]

My cat sneezed in my mouth when she had a cold.

Best sex of your life, eh?

[Dr. Lecter]

My cat sneezed in my mouth when she had a cold.

Watch out for the feline hiv.

[Sassy]

Watch out for the feline hiv.

I am watching.

[Paintitblack v10]

My cat sneezed in my mouth when she had a cold.

He was trying to french the cat. Sick, dude. Not surprising though since you hang out here amongst the other wall lickers.