[SporK]

If you remember that slut with the dildo who was really mad at me...I know I never finished that story but what ended up happening was I called her job and did a variation of this prank: http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vibratorprank.html

Anyway she was really mad, i almost got her fired, i'm aN asshole...blah blah blah. Anyway so this bitch hasn't talked to me since then except to tell me to go fuck myself self, then she started talking to me but was still really mad...now she's begging for me to go with her on a trip to motherfucking ireland. God, women are so dumb. I'm gonna tell her I'll go with her and make her wait in the airport in ireland for my plane to show up.

I wonder if she'll still talk to me after this. I can't wait!

-SporK