[Blueeyedwoman]

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Potential mastabatory aid application form
It has been determined that your outward appearance renders you a suitable candidate for mastabatory purposes. The following application form will assess your ability to progress to the final stage.


Candidate name:
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Age:
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Ethnic Background:
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Bra size:

Which of the following best describes your breasts? (select as many as applicable):
Perky
Full
Spotty
Pointy
Flat


Which of the following best describes your body type? (select as many as applicable):
Slim
Full
Hourglass
Large rack, small ass
Huge ass, small rack
Like a pre-pubescent boy


Which of the following best describes your pudenda? (select as many as applicable):
Shaven
Hairy
Aromatic
Infected
Small outer lips
Flappy


Which of the following best describes your hair? (select as many as applicable):
long, straight
long, curly
short straight
short curly
dark
fair

Return the completed form together with full body and face photographs. Successful applicants will be notified within two working days.

[Jaymac]

You accidentally posted just the blank form.

[AnalHamster]

Hey that was a private message

[Jaymac]

Bannable offence?

[AnalHamster]

I just feel violated.

[Blueeyedwoman]

Sorry, I've been busy filling out the form and writing an essay to accompany. Gawd I hope I get the job.

[AnalHamster]

I'm afraid publishing a private communiqué will count against you, but much depends on the full-body shot.