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A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a litter of kittens. On
returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother, "There were 2 boy
kittens and
2 girl kittens." "How did you know?" his mother asked. "Daddy picked them up
and looked underneath," he replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."

Another three-year-old put his shoes on by himself. His mother noticed that
the left shoe was on the right foot. She said, "Son, your shoes are on the
wrong feet." He looked up at her with a raised brow and said, " They're the
only
feet I got!"

On the first day of school, about midmorning, the kindergarten teacher
said,
"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice
from the back of the room asked,
"How will that help?"

A mother and her young son returned from the grocery store and began
putting
away the groceries. The boy opened the box of animal crackers and spread
them all over the table. "What are you doing?" his mother asked. "The box
says
not to eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for
the
seal."

A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin, five, and Ryan, three.
The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother
saw
the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting here, He would
say, "Let my brother have the first pancake. I can wait." Kevin turned to
his
younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus."

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old son ran
up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore, where a seagull lay
dead
in the sand. "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son a sked. "He died and
went to Heaven," the dad replied. The boy thought a moment andthen said,
"Did
God throw him back down?"

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm
going to give you some money." "Well, thank you," the pastor replied, "but
why?" "Because my daddy says you're the poorest preacher we've ever had."