[minorthreat]

I know it's hard to believe, but I'm really not a big hit with the ladies. I do however attract big women. Not fat ones, just big, meaty women. On Saturday, I did something out of the ordinary and ended up at a dance club. I had a few friends with me. We were all pretty lit by the time we got there. There was this big chick who kept touching my chest all the time while telling me I was cute. She kept doing it, so I grabbed her tit to return her groping.. She then proceeded to rub her ass on my junk and kept grabbing my hand to rub her cooz. She was all sweaty and gross and not pretty at all. She also towered over me by a good 6 or 7 inches. Her tits looked like two over easy eggs dangling from a couple of nails. Anyway, I thwarted her attempts at getting me to perform an Art Exhibit on her back with my seed. Damn she was nasty!

We called her on the way home.

[ntype]

... (bored crowd waiting for the interesting part to come)

[Vitamin E]

Dude, we need to hang out more.

[cLaY]

Her tits looked like two over easy eggs dangling from a couple of nails.

Thank you Shirley