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My dad looks like Kenny Rogers
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I thought it was time to share
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#2

cool.

[Image: kenny_harvey.jpg]

he's got big hears
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#3

Kenny Rogers built a huge (incredibly huge) house down the road from me. After he moved in, I found out it wasn't the singer, but the baseball player. I was disappointed.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:Kenny Rogers built a huge (incredibly huge) house down the road from me. After he moved in, I found out it wasn't the singer, but the baseball player. I was disappointed.

beat him to death yelling "why aren't you the singer"
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ntype Wrote:beat him to death yelling "why aren't you the singer"
I am going to stand at his gate with a tv camera and wait for him to attack me so I can sue.
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flumps joke
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ntypes head


no way the switzy understands what you are trying to say
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:I am going to stand at his gate with a tv camera and wait for him to attack me so I can sue.

be sure to have some paper for some charity like "poor sick children who got a rare disease". Then made full press coverage crying around that you wanted only a pic of him saying hello to the little timmy how's going to die next week.

$$$
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#8

Kenny's Chicken is Bad!

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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#9

Lady, i'm your knight in shining armor and i love you
You have made me what i am and i am yours
My love, there's so many ways i want to say i love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more

You have gone and made me such a fool
I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?

Lady, for so many years i thought i'd never find you
You have come into my life and made me whole
Forever let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly in my ear

In my eyes i see no one else but you
There's no other love like our love
And yes, oh yes, i'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long

Lady, your love's the only love i need
And beside me is where i want you to be
'cause, my love, there's somethin' i want you to know
You're the love of my life, you're my lady!
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#10

Kenny Rogers is a no talent prick, that's why he's pimping Greatest Hits Collections on infomorcials now. fuck him.

I'll let you be in my dreams if I can be in yours
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Anhil8tor Wrote:flumps joke
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ntypes head


no way the switzy understands what you are trying to say

you mean flump is Kenny Rogers ? :blink:
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#12

quite possibly the gayest thing ever posted on the internet.
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Flumper Barflusterbutt Wrote:quite possibly the gayest thing ever posted on the internet.

Looks like IT is back on trails !
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#14

did you see the kid cry thread?
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Anhil8tor Wrote:did you see the kid cry thread?


I saw it and it was $$$$.
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#16

hoax is $$$$
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#17

Ive never met your dad but in talking to you I bet he takes it up the ass.

See You In Toledo
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