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Words of wisdom
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Replace all female flight attendants with good- lookin' strippers! What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss? The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women. And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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#2

don't get me wrong but if you are supposed to have a 12 hours flight, the smell of pussy could be anno...

nevermind, that would be epoch and stuff.
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ntype Wrote:don't get me wrong but if you are supposed to have a 12 hours flight, the smell of pussy could be anno...

nevermind, that would be epoch and stuff.

Yeah but stripper pussy smells sooooooo sweet.

ntype Wrote:unrack me it's another false friend. mmh you were "readjusted" but I suppose that google translation is another source of bizzareness in one of my posts.

I fear that.
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Shadrach Wrote:Yeah but stripper pussy smells sooooooo sweet.

THats because they use febreeze.

NinjaBassist Wrote:I thought it would be something different. When I get drunk I usually end up gettin naked and so for the courtesy of the other males in the house I usualy tuck my cock away like a transexual. Mangina ahoy

cLaY Wrote:Bird, less tongue...i want to know you mean it.
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