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#1

Heard in my apartment last night:


"grandpa was licking his penis"


:| :| :|


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#2

for the record, this is Grandpa

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#3

Someone call PETA. Quick.
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#4

he was licking his OWN penis ><
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#5

leucetios Wrote:he was licking his OWN penis ><
Which I can SEE in that pic. ><
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#6

Banana Wrote:Which I can SEE in that pic. ><

VitE give banana back her login please.
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#7

What does a cat's penis look like anyhow?
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#8

I have no idea.
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#9

everyone acts like this is a bad thing. i say, bode grandpa.
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#10

Bill Wrote:What does a cat's penis look like anyhow?

Small red thing. I had a cat once. Her name was Ginger. I had her for a few months before I took here in to get fixed. When I picked her up the Doctor was laughing.

Me: "What is so funny?"
Dr.Pussy "She is a boy."
Me: "He has no nuts."
DP "Oh, they never dropped."
Me: "well how was I supposed to know?"
DP: "Didn't you ever see the little red thing sticking out?"
Me: "yeah, I thought she was sick or something."
DP: "No, that was his penis"
Me: "Well, damn."

I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?


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#11

Doesn't Banana have a pic of her cat showing her boob?

They should hook up. :d
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#12

PurpleHaze Wrote:Doesn't Banana have a pic of her cat showing her boob?

They should hook up. :d
Excellent idea!!!!! Leu, where do you wanna meet? :ph34r:
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#13

Banana Wrote:Excellent idea!!!!! Leu, where do you wanna meet? :ph34r:

You name the place, I will dig a tunnel under the US/Canada border
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#14

leucetios Wrote:You name the place, I will dig a tunnel under the US/Canada border
In the tunnel under the US/Canada border.
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#15

look at my new avatar :d

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or not

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#16

Banana Wrote:In the tunnel under the US/Canada border.

can we have tunnel sex right on the border?
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#17

leucetios Wrote:can we have tunnel sex right on the border?
You can say you had sex in two countries :lol:
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#18

at the same time
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