09-07-2005, 05:45 AM
after eating a meal of 3 taco supremes, a mexican pizza, and a meximelt from taco bell tonite i had an insane case of indigestion. i couldnt make it to the bathroom in time to save myself from shitting my pants so i released the funk in my aquarium. the first five minutes of the eruption contained a continous flow of intestinal gases which the fish must have decided would be a good source of oxygen. they were mislead by this idea because of the fact that the usual bubbles they intake from that realm of their world are healthy supplies of air. that being said, one at a time they floated to the top dead thus saving them from a miserable death of swimming around in my newly formed puddle of butt cheese.
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