[Joe Friday]

So you're new around here, huh? Well, let's get one thing straight right now. There are three things that we are going to expect out of you if we are going to get along. First, I don't care what rock you crawled out from, but there's a dress code for this place and it specifies: clean shirt, short hair, tie, pressed trousers, sports jacket or suit, and leather shoes, preferably with a high shine on them. And second, we expect good, honest, entertainment.

Do you have any questions?