08-26-2005, 06:56 PM
An oldie but goodie, enjoy....
A Mob Boss discovers that his accountant has swindled him out of $1,000,000.00 The accountant is deaf and mute and he was hired by the mobster so he could never testify to any thing.
The Mobster gets his lawyer, who knows how to "sign" to communicate with the accountant, and they visit the accountant at his office.
At the office the Mobster tells the lawyer, "You ask that son of a bitch where's my missing million dollars". The lawyer promptly signs the message and the accountant signs back, "I don't know what he's talking about"..
The Mobster asks the lawyer, "what did he say?", and the lawyer tells him, "he says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Mobster then pulls out his pistol, cocks the hammer and points it at the accountant's head, and says, "you tell that mother fucker I'll blow his brains out if he doesn't tell me where the money is." The lawyer again signs the message and the account now is very scared and signs to the lawyer, "Ok, Ok, tell him I buried it behind my cousin's house under the tree in a brown suitcase."
The Mobster says to the lawyer, "what did he say?".
The lawyer says, " He said you don't have the balls to pull the trigger". Very Happy
A Mob Boss discovers that his accountant has swindled him out of $1,000,000.00 The accountant is deaf and mute and he was hired by the mobster so he could never testify to any thing.
The Mobster gets his lawyer, who knows how to "sign" to communicate with the accountant, and they visit the accountant at his office.
At the office the Mobster tells the lawyer, "You ask that son of a bitch where's my missing million dollars". The lawyer promptly signs the message and the accountant signs back, "I don't know what he's talking about"..
The Mobster asks the lawyer, "what did he say?", and the lawyer tells him, "he says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The Mobster then pulls out his pistol, cocks the hammer and points it at the accountant's head, and says, "you tell that mother fucker I'll blow his brains out if he doesn't tell me where the money is." The lawyer again signs the message and the account now is very scared and signs to the lawyer, "Ok, Ok, tell him I buried it behind my cousin's house under the tree in a brown suitcase."
The Mobster says to the lawyer, "what did he say?".
The lawyer says, " He said you don't have the balls to pull the trigger". Very Happy