[VitaminE]

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your letter. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a job.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. Despite your firm’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet with my needs at this time.

Therefore, I will initiate employment on Monday. I look forward to working with you.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
Vitamin E

[Flumper Barflusterbutt]

Two things: In paragraph three, I would put a date with Monday to clarify which Monday you are talking about. In Paragraph four, this should be a complete sentence.

Good luck.

[Ntype]

true story, I once worked for a bank and got paid for that. However I never had to go there (I wasn't allowed to enter as my file had been destroyed by the ex HR director who went fired for mobiying people) or do any job (they had signed the contract).

[CT280]

every few months i post my bosses resume on monster.com. one of these times, he's going to get an offer he can't refuse, and i don't have to pack my shit in a box.

[Odysseus]

summary?? i ain't reading that shit

[Paddy]

summary?? i ain't reading that shit

111 words? ADD?

[yellowdog]

Um, in the title, 'proofread' is one word.

[Blueeyedwoman]

true story, I once worked for a bank and got paid for that. However I never had to go there (I wasn't allowed to enter as my file had been destroyed by the ex HR director who went fired for mobiying people) or do any job (they had signed the contract).

I hesitate to ask, but I will. What is "mobiying?"

[VitaminE]

Um, in the title, 'proofread' is one word.

Damnit!!!!!

Humbled again!

[Ntype]

I hesitate to ask, but I will. What is "mobiying?"

mmh some kind of work harassment, when you want someone to leave but not firing him you give him all the shitty jobs, you say that he's an idiot and stuff like that.

[leeman]

mmh some kind of work harassment, when you want someone to leave but not firing him you give him all the shitty jobs, you say that he's an idiot and stuff like that.

Isn't it supposed to be that way at the office ...??? cratch:

[Ntype]

Isn't it supposed to be that way at the office ...??? cratch:

dunno, usually people know that it's not a good idea to piss off the sysadmin.

[leeman]

dunno, usually people know that it's not a good idea to piss off the sysadmin.

Yeah I have a t-shirt that says something like :

Heed me... I'm the sysadmin ..... I know who you're e-mailing...

[Ntype]

Yeah I have a t-shirt that says something like :

Heed me... I'm the sysadmin ..... I know who you're e-mailing...

sooo true. The funniest thing is to see the intercepted messages for "bad language" that married people send between them.

It's like "look at that pic <porn pic attached>, let's do that tonight and wipe me".

(the wipe me part was maybe too much)