08-09-2005, 01:19 AM
- quit that board you idiot
- what are you saying ?
- fuck off
- damn you are a troll F-
- you don't know how to smack
- but I do crackle and pops
- really funny
- get lost
<enters a cowboy ridding a sheep>
- howdy some fool stole my cat herd
- wtf are you ?
- piss off !
- I am cowboy eddie, I have a herd of 1000 cats
- why cats ?
- I'm out
<second me goes out>
- Well cats are funny animals
- Aren't you supposed to have cows
- cows ?
- yeah cows you know
- damn, now I know why the saloon always laugh at me
<cowboy exits on his sheep, he plays some lonely and sad air on his guitar>
- I am alone now
- ...
- I now have time to speak. It's always hard to find a moment to speak
<enters John Buzzwin a failed cosmonaut>
- who are you ?
- I am John Buzzwin, almost an astronaut
- why almost ?
- I don't have a shuttle
- err
- I broke mine
- ok...do you need..help ?
- no it's ok aliens are coming to help me
<lights and stuff>
- what's that ?
- aliens !
- but you are a failed astronaut !
- shhtt aliens doesn't know
- damn
- yeah I tricked them
<grey aliens with doctors suits arrives>
- not them !
- ¦+"°°+"// kiiss
- what does he said ?
- something about probing me
- they are aliens on probation ?
- °+""°&&8p!
<the astronaut gets aspired into the spaceship>
- °+"ç6hh_:H, ç"ç8&(__IZ
- yeah I know
- +"*% GGI(R==RJ"" ?
- no I'm going, the bus will arrive in one hour
- "*++%%?
- thanks I'll have a coffee in that little restaurant waiting
- "çç&%P) ye !
- bye, see you
- +"ç%88jlÃ
- no I'm staying a little bit more.
<alien goes away, I enter the restaurant>
- Ok now time for a coffee
- what do you want ?
- coffee and a slice of that apple pie too
- it's 200 $
- it's expensive
- yeah but we accepted xeroxed bills
- mmh ok nice
- the copy center is closed now
- ah yeah it's late, you never believe me if I tell you what hapenned tonight ?
- I hope it's not with those f*** aliens they took 3 pies and a load of coffee and didn't paid.
- damn aliens
- yeah, however we're used to.
- mmh the bus is already here !
- the time is strange here
<I take the bus, go for a nap>
<end>
- what are you saying ?
- fuck off
- damn you are a troll F-
- you don't know how to smack
- but I do crackle and pops
- really funny
- get lost
<enters a cowboy ridding a sheep>
- howdy some fool stole my cat herd
- wtf are you ?
- piss off !
- I am cowboy eddie, I have a herd of 1000 cats
- why cats ?
- I'm out
<second me goes out>
- Well cats are funny animals
- Aren't you supposed to have cows
- cows ?
- yeah cows you know
- damn, now I know why the saloon always laugh at me
<cowboy exits on his sheep, he plays some lonely and sad air on his guitar>
- I am alone now
- ...
- I now have time to speak. It's always hard to find a moment to speak
<enters John Buzzwin a failed cosmonaut>
- who are you ?
- I am John Buzzwin, almost an astronaut
- why almost ?
- I don't have a shuttle
- err
- I broke mine
- ok...do you need..help ?
- no it's ok aliens are coming to help me
<lights and stuff>
- what's that ?
- aliens !
- but you are a failed astronaut !
- shhtt aliens doesn't know
- damn
- yeah I tricked them
<grey aliens with doctors suits arrives>
- not them !
- ¦+"°°+"// kiiss
- what does he said ?
- something about probing me
- they are aliens on probation ?
- °+""°&&8p!
<the astronaut gets aspired into the spaceship>
- °+"ç6hh_:H, ç"ç8&(__IZ
- yeah I know
- +"*% GGI(R==RJ"" ?
- no I'm going, the bus will arrive in one hour
- "*++%%?
- thanks I'll have a coffee in that little restaurant waiting
- "çç&%P) ye !
- bye, see you
- +"ç%88jlÃ
- no I'm staying a little bit more.
<alien goes away, I enter the restaurant>
- Ok now time for a coffee
- what do you want ?
- coffee and a slice of that apple pie too
- it's 200 $
- it's expensive
- yeah but we accepted xeroxed bills
- mmh ok nice
- the copy center is closed now
- ah yeah it's late, you never believe me if I tell you what hapenned tonight ?
- I hope it's not with those f*** aliens they took 3 pies and a load of coffee and didn't paid.
- damn aliens
- yeah, however we're used to.
- mmh the bus is already here !
- the time is strange here
<I take the bus, go for a nap>
<end>
