08-04-2005, 10:22 PM
I'm converting to Flying Spaghetti Monsterism.
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM?
In short: I was touched by his noodly appendage:
WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM?
- Flimsy moral standards.
- Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
- Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.
In short: I was touched by his noodly appendage:

