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Called the wife at home to say hi and stuff. Upon picking up the phone she immediately starts bitching at me. She honestly yelled at me for not mowing the lawn in the rain yesterday. Goddamn I fucking hate menstrual cycles.
Anyhow I hung up on her. She will not be happy. :lool:
Fuck.
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that fucking jekyll/hyde stuff is weird.
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Want to get her really killer weak super mega pissed?
Tell her she's acting just like her mother. Unless she really loves her.
That for me is a guaranteed 4+ door slam, couch-sleeping 24 hour silent treatment move.
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Hung up on the wifey, did you? I guess the only sex you really like is man-love, cause that's all you'll be getting now. Sup 8?
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tell her to go on a diet before this starts again next month...
Anger (expressed as rage or repressed)
Anxiety
Confusion (extremely rare)
Decreased concentration
Depression
Emotional over-responsiveness
Forgetfulness
Irritability
Loss of control
Melancholy
Nightmares
Physical or verbal aggression towards others
Restlessness
Sudden mood swings
Suicidal thoughts (extremely rare)
Unexplained crying
Withdrawal
What to Eat
The kinds of foods you should use as building blocks for your meals are grains and beans; lean meat, fish and chicken; and fresh fruits and vegetables. Drink lots of water too, as it will help to eliminate your bloat.
What to Avoid
Eliminating PMS irritants such as sugar, salt, caffeine and alcohol about two weeks before your period can lessen the severity of premenstrual changes. Keep in mind, too, that one of the most important factors in diet and moods is your blood sugar level. Repeated episodes of low blood sugar (called hypoglycemia) are quite common in women, and are often the result of consuming too many carbs, which produce an initial ârushâ of energy followed by a tremendous âcrashâ (often know as postprandial or postmeal depression).
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
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Gadonkadonk Money Dawg Wrote:She was being a bitch. If she wants to hold out thats cool by me. I havent visited the porn stash in a bit.
The one and only time my wife joked about cutting me off, I stole a line and asked her....
"how can you cut me off if you don't know where I am getting it?"
Followed shortly by, "whose the funny one now, bitch?"
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Michman Wrote:How did you make out in the divorce?
No Sh*t..lol
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Michman Wrote:How did you make out in the divorce?
Nope. Just celebrated 9 years. She was in the wrong, trying to be funny like that. She knew it. Everyone knows I am the funny one. That is why wearing the skirt most of the time does not bother me.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
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Michman Wrote:dood your sh*it is hilarious today......what happened you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? j/k
You made my ass wet.
I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?
