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Post your stupid high school sayings
#41

yo momma wears high heeled sneakers


yo mamma runs around with a mattress on her back calling "curb service"


edit: sorry, these were grammar school, not HS

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#42

"Give a hoot, don't sodomize the farm animals"

I lived to break that rule...har har har...

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#43

except for the goats, i never did
is that ok??
it doesn't make me gay, does it??
Huh

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#44

Nah, if you shag wallabees, then you're gay.

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#45

never met a wallabee, is it like a wannabee??

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#46

PurpleHaze Wrote:'Can I go through your medicine cabinet?'

:mellow:

Oh no no no! You never ask! We called it "house-tossing"...where you could be in someone's house and steal their pills from right under their nose in 2 minutes or less....Wink

fem Wrote:Now I'm just stupid.

fem Wrote:I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.

TomFoolery Wrote:You hurt me so bad, but I just can't stop loving you.
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#47

I put fake vaginas covered in lard in my medicine cabinet.

Shoot Straight . . . Conserve Ammo . . . And Never Ever Cut A Deal With A Dragon
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#48

snarg Wrote:A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage


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