[Dr. Lecter]

No wonder I haven't worn them in a few years.

I can still squeeze into a 32, but there seems to be inadequate room for my package.

When I get fatter, I think I gained girth in my member. Woot.

[ClamDigger]

capri pants are out of fashion now dickweed; get with the times

[Dr. Lecter]

But it matches my Clippers Jersey and sideways visor. My overall look gives me the street cred I can't achieve over the internet.

[ClamDigger]

your mullet gives you away

[Dr. Lecter]

oh- I WISH!!
I would trade my '99 M3 for a mullet any day!