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So i'm selling my flat
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And the bird ('sup nana) from the estate agency rings me up last weekend and tells me someone would like to come round and view it the following day, i'm shitfaced at this point and i say to her "make sure the person doesn't come round in the morning because i'll probably be naked smothered in peanut butter on my bed" she laughs hysterically and tells me i might regret saying that in the morning.

She's right, i've got to go give her some paperwork tomorrow, i might just go in drunk, fuck it

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can i get a pic of yer chocolate starfish?

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Terry_Top_Knot Wrote:And the bird ('sup nana) from the estate agency rings me up last weekend and tells me someone would like to come round and view it the following day, i'm shitfaced at this point and i say to her "make sure the person doesn't come round in the morning because i'll probably be naked smothered in peanut butter on my bed" she laughs hysterically and tells me i might regret saying that in the morning.

She's right, i've got to go give her some paperwork tomorrow, i might just go in drunk, fuck it
might as well go naked smothered in peanut butter then too - no sense in doing a half-assed job
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cLaY Wrote:can i get a pic of yer chocolate starfish?

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Yes, but PM it to Clay....I use his log-in all the time.
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what? Wrote:might as well go naked smothered in peanut butter then too - no sense in doing a half-assed job

Agreed, as long as i'm still wombled in the morning, i might try and feel her up aswell

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Banana Wrote:Yes, but PM it to Clay....I use his log-in all the time.

damn it, i hate smart chicks!

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see if she likes flank steak while yer at it

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