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Alcohol knowledge test
#1

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid...6633759176
Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 126 proof! Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

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#2

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 138 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.





Hey! If you liked my test, send the link to your friends. They don't need to be OkCupid members to take it.
The Alcohol Knowledge Test
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid...6633759176
Test statistics:
Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower proof scores.

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#3

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof!
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#4

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 120 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
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#5

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 123 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
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#6

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 144 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.
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#7

Slacking in my old age I reckon. But they hit the nail right on the head.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 110 proof!
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.
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#8

Bourbon - 116 proof.

I wish you could see the answers afterwards. Now I will have to go back and do some research.

Any 70 y/o people here? They seemed to do the best.

-ET
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#9

i will get back to ya

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#10

Bourbon 101 proof.

(damn, I thought I'd do better at this game)

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#11

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 141 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

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#12

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 129 proof!
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#13

Damn no pansies here

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#14

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:

* 100% had lower proof scores.


well, i have a lot of experience, lol

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#15

snarg Wrote:Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:

* 100% had lower proof scores.


well, i have a lot of experience, lol

Confusednarg:
yeah but snarg your age group is like 60 to 85

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitaminE
Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
Quote:
Originally Posted by fem
I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


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#16

hey fuck off dez, i ain't hit 60 yet
phukkin kids these dayz
no respeck, dammkit

Confusednarg:

I realise that I have a past to break with--an accumulation of inertia, wrong, foolishness, rot, junk.  A great need of clarification, of mindfulness, or rather, of no mind.  A need to return to genuine practice, right effort.  Need to push on the great doubt.  Need for the spirit.  Hang on to the clear light.
           
Thomas Merton


       
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#17

sorry snarg-i love you, and you're not old... you're slightly aged, and i guess maybe a little fermented

looking for someone to "take care" of my ex
Quote:
Originally Posted by VitaminE
Never get caught with a dead girl or a live boy!, That's Vit E's moto
Quote:
Originally Posted by fem
I enjoy being a dumb cunt. Thanks.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/b...aphic2.jpg
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#18

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 135 proof!
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.


And I'm 17, yeah baby, let's get it on!
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