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    I'm pretty sure I go to school with one of those.

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    I think I looked like that on Saturday night. I was a mess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana View Post
    I think I looked like that on Saturday night. I was a mess.
    lol I doubt that

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    Pickle will come back and confirm. She had to rescue me after I fell into the bathtub. She also had to help me operate my breast pump
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    You pumped while drunk?! *uproar*
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    Every toilet bowl has to have one turd that floats to the top, I'm just doing my part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JCW View Post
    You pumped while drunk?! *uproar*
    I had to! I was AFB (away from baby) for the night. *shock* I'm going to be crucified for that.

    My sister, the better behaved of the two of us, introduced my 80 year old grandmother to the meaning of "donkey punch."
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    can you nurse if you've been drinking?

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    You shouldn't. A baby in Russia died because of that.
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    To be fair, the mom in Russia's breastmilk was probably at least 50% vodka. Yours was, what, 17% maybe? :P

    Shoulda nursed Jimmy instead. You're no longer engorged and he, well, I don't have to explain the benefits he receives.
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    We had a kid free saturday as well. Good times.

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    One of you wanna take my kid for a Saturday? I'll pay you in rep.
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    Peace out bitches. Off to soccer I go.

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    Banana did slightly resemble a blobfish by the end of the night, I also had to help her get her contacts out, after I got her out of the bathtub (when I stopped laughing long enough). And, to be fair, I introduced your grandmother to the phrase 'donkey punch' - it was your cousin who felt it necessary to explain the phrase to her!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banana View Post
    Pickle will come back and confirm. She had to rescue me after I fell into the bathtub. She also had to help me operate my breast pump
    pics or it didn't happen!

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    damn chinese will eat anything...

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    This will be on Burger Kings menus soon.I will destroy it.This shit is for real.

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