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    Someone slap some sense into me



    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.

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    Babies are soooooooooo adorable

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    Re: Someone slap some sense into me



    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze View Post
    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.
    Don't be a dumbass. Avoid being a fatass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze View Post
    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.
    you should have another one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze View Post
    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.
    I'm guessing your husband's not game?

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    wanna barrow a 5 month old?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anhil8tor View Post
    wanna barrow a 5 month old?
    Fuck that. By 5 months, they're much easier. We need to find her a 5 week old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze View Post
    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.

    Funny, I just happen to be looking for some women to impregnate. just sayin'

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    Quote Originally Posted by minorthreat View Post
    Funny, I just happen to be looking for some women to impregnate. just sayin'
    get the cardboard box decorated yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT280 View Post
    get the cardboard box decorated yet?

    Come again?

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    last week you were jobless and homeless.

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    Re: Someone slap some sense into me



    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze View Post
    Today at the store, I saw a pregnant lady. She looked so pretty, like she was glowing and excited and all. And it made me think. I miss that! I miss being pregnant and debate having another baby soon. Someone shoot me.

    LOL, and what's your next joke! Do not go there summer is around the corner and you need to think "babysitter" "bikini" and "martini"....whatever you do...do not go into the light!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by CT280 View Post
    last week you were jobless and homeless.

    Not anymore friend! I am $$$$!

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    Quote Originally Posted by minorthreat View Post
    Not anymore friend! I am $$$$!
    glad to hear it, haze.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT280 View Post
    glad to hear it, haze.

    Thanks, Freak.

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    Quote Originally Posted by minorthreat View Post
    Thanks, Freak.
    im out. when did this get nasty?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CT280


    im out. when did this get nasty?
    Can you get more? It's all part of history now.
    Who said I had to make sense ?

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    *SLAP*


    You're welcome.

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    Mr PH must not remember the perks of having a nympho designated driver for nine months.
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