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    Quote Originally Posted by TomFoolery
    I will run you.
    We could've piled up a hundred years of great posters and great funny men: men with honor and brains and humor. You tore down every best part of them. The people who read it in the forums, they're gonna overlook the fact of what others have done; the hours of decent and honorable posts that have been made. Yeah, they're gonna overlook all the good. They'll overlook every last good poster in the country. But they'll remember YOU. Because you're a bad one.

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    Re: Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?



    Quote Originally Posted by Cmuncher
    There once was an IT poster from the slum,
    Who swallowed ten barrels of cum,
    And before he was aware of it,
    Seemed no more cum could fit,
    And he had to start offering his bum.
    thats horrible

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy
    On his first trip from home Mr. Jdub
    Made a point of hitting a gay pub
    Just a nod and a wink
    Had him over a sink
    Getting slammed by a big bruiser's man club
    Fantastic.

    I'm letting my intern Paddy fill in for me while I finish some work. I'll be back later to clean out this palce.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33
    Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy
    On his first trip from home Mr. Jdub
    Made a point of hitting a gay pub
    Just a nod and a wink
    Had him over a sink
    Getting slammed by a big bruiser's man club
    Paddy - +1
    TF - -8

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paddy
    I can't think of anything that rhymes with Cmuncher so let's just say I called you a fag.
    I bet you had to think long and hard about that one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomFoolery
    This gay dude that posts here named HMMMMMM
    puts the cock in his mouth and says, "MMMMMMM".
    His knees start to shake
    And he salivates
    Until semen is released in his bum*.

    *BUMMMMM? Fuck, I don't know. This shit is difficult.
    There once was a man named Tom Foolery
    Who often acted like a tool to me.
    He dreamed of doing gay porn
    But quit when his a-hole was worn
    Saying, "Too much semen has pooled on me"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Friday
    We could've piled up a hundred years of great posters and great funny men: men with honor and brains and humor. You tore down every best part of them. The people who read it in the forums, they're gonna overlook the fact of what others have done; the hours of decent and honorable posts that have been made. Yeah, they're gonna overlook all the good. They'll overlook every last good poster in the country. But they'll remember YOU. Because you're a bad one.
    Why the fuck am I the worst troll of the week?

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    I was sitting there eating my lunch
    When in walks this fag called cmunch
    He reached down below
    but only to show
    that his testicles never really did grow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cLaY
    thats horrible
    Hit too close to home hey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlickMyBean
    I was sitting there eating my lunch
    When in walks this fag called cmunch
    He reached down below
    but only to show
    that his testicles never really did grow.

    Now this one's good!

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    In

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    Re: Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?



    Quote Originally Posted by Cmuncher
    I bet you had to think long and hard about that one.
    Sorry dood, I'll work on something using "panties" and "bunch"
    Quote Originally Posted by cLaY
    Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33 View Post
    You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33 View Post
    I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlickMyBean
    I was sitting there eating my lunch
    When in walks this fag called cmunch
    He reached down below
    but only to show
    that his testicles never really did grow.
    You should hold Paddy's hand. He needs some guidance.

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    Re: Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?



    Quote Originally Posted by Cmuncher
    Hit too close to home hey?
    it was a broken limerick, no flow to it. it sucked shit.

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    I was dreaming of a woman named BEW
    I was thinking she was one of the few
    that could make my dick shrink
    in less than a wink
    but then I started to spew.

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    Do me! Do me! :lol:
    Jimmy - The old Hardcore Standard.

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    Fuck, my smack here is gay
    I shouldn't continue to play.
    Any resources for stopping
    My board cred from dropping
    Would be appreciated here right away.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33
    Im guessing BEW's vag loks like a hotdog that exploded in the microwave.

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    Joe Friday
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cmuncher
    Why the fuck am I the worst troll of the week?
    You spend some time posting and you'll have the ability, the experience and maybe the desire to be good. If you like to fly by the seat of your pants, this is where you belong. For every good post you make, you've got 3 million bad ones to choose from. And most of the time, you'll have few funny ones and a lot of misses. You'll run down trolls that take you nowhere. You'll work all-night flame wars that could last a week. You'll do work until you're sure you've talked to everybody on the internet.

    But there's also this: there are over 5,000,000 members of forums on the internet, who know that being a top shelf poster is an endless, glamourless, thankless job that's gotta be done.

    I know it, too, and I'm damn glad to be one of them.

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    Our C minus poster called hoax
    Did some work on his internet jokes
    He works through the day
    But can't find a way
    To impress any right thinking folks.
    Quote Originally Posted by cLaY
    Knick-Knack Paddy's Whack, suckin' TF's Bone...
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33 View Post
    You know who would be hilarious in a thread with this type of situation going on?Paddy.
    Quote Originally Posted by BIRD33 View Post
    I was battling with the mods just like everyone else.

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    Re: Who Wants To Receive Some Limerick Smack?



    Quote Originally Posted by FlickMyBean
    I was dreaming of a woman named BEW
    I was thinking she was one of the few
    that could make my dick shrink
    in less than a wink
    but then I started to spew.

    Goooooooooooood!!!

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