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    Called the wife at home to say hi and stuff. Upon picking up the phone she immediately starts bitching at me. She honestly yelled at me for not mowing the lawn in the rain yesterday. Goddamn I fucking hate menstrual cycles.

    Anyhow I hung up on her. She will not be happy.
    Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by apple View Post
    Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
    Quote Originally Posted by pineschic View Post
    comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol

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    that fucking jekyll/hyde stuff is weird.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadonkadonk Money Dawg
    Called the wife at home to say hi and stuff. Upon picking up the phone she immediately starts bitching at me. She honestly yelled at me for not mowing the lawn in the rain yesterday. Goddamn I fucking hate menstrual cycles.

    Anyhow I hung up on her. She will not be happy.
    Who's in your av?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cameltoe280
    that fucking jekyll/hyde stuff is weird.

    That shit pisses me off. I told her to pick a mood and stick to it. This flip-flop shit is irritating as hell.
    Fuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PurpleHaze
    Who's in your av?
    Maynard James Keenan.
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    Want to get her really killer weak super mega pissed?
    Tell her she's acting just like her mother. Unless she really loves her.
    That for me is a guaranteed 4+ door slam, couch-sleeping 24 hour silent treatment move.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr. Lecter
    Want to get her really killer weak super mega pissed?
    Tell her she's acting just like her mother. Unless she really loves her.
    That for me is a guaranteed 4+ door slam, couch-sleeping 24 hour silent treatment move.
    I find telling her she is acting like her daughter works better.
    Fuck.

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    Hung up on the wifey, did you? I guess the only sex you really like is man-love, cause that's all you'll be getting now. Sup 8?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blueeyedwoman
    Hung up on the wifey, did you? I guess the only sex you really like is man-love, cause that's all you'll be getting now. Sup 8?
    She was being a bitch. If she wants to hold out thats cool by me. I havent visited the porn stash in a bit.
    Fuck.

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    tell her to go on a diet before this starts again next month...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadonkadonk Money Dawg
    She was being a bitch. If she wants to hold out thats cool by me. I havent visited the porn stash in a bit.
    The one and only time my wife joked about cutting me off, I stole a line and asked her....

    "how can you cut me off if you don't know where I am getting it?"

    Followed shortly by, "whose the funny one now, bitch?"
    I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDog
    The one and only time my wife joked about cutting me off, I stole a line and asked her....

    "how can you cut me off if you don't know where I am getting it?"

    Followed shortly by, "whose the funny one now, bitch?"

    How did you make out in the divorce?
    Quote Originally Posted by apple View Post
    Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
    Quote Originally Posted by pineschic View Post
    comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDog
    The one and only time my wife joked about cutting me off, I stole a line and asked her....

    "how can you cut me off if you don't know where I am getting it?"

    Followed shortly by, "whose the funny one now, bitch?"

    I will use this again at some point and time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michman
    How did you make out in the divorce?

    No Sh*t..lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Michman
    How did you make out in the divorce?
    Nope. Just celebrated 9 years. She was in the wrong, trying to be funny like that. She knew it. Everyone knows I am the funny one. That is why wearing the skirt most of the time does not bother me.
    I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?



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    Quote Originally Posted by SanDog
    Nope. Just celebrated 9 years. She was in the wrong, trying to be funny like that. She knew it. Everyone knows I am the funny one. That is why wearing the skirt most of the time does not bother me.
    dood your sh*it is hilarious today......what happened you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? j/k
    Quote Originally Posted by apple View Post
    Aww, but mich, its only a 22 year age difference, I'm still legal
    Quote Originally Posted by Bill
    The pool is frozen like Tom Foolery's Saturday night date's snatch.
    Quote Originally Posted by pineschic View Post
    comon' over here big boy (Vita E).. I'll warm you right up. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Michman
    dood your sh*it is hilarious today......what happened you wake up on the wrong side of the bed? j/k
    You made my ass wet.
    I know what you're thinking now. You think we're all gay, don't you? Think we're all just a bunch of deviant lifestyle-living same-sex having motherfuckers, am I right?



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