Let's review the RULES - Printable Version

Let's review the RULES - Printable Version

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Let's review the RULES - Bonkyboy - 08-12-2004

Leykis 101

NEVER, EVER date a single mother. You already know her stance on abortion, she wont have one. Don't risk paying vaginamoney! PLUS, her kids will always come before you! Why would you want to be second place to some spoiled little brat!?! (I end up breaking this one all the time ... sigh)

Never do what you don't want to do. You make the money, you decide where you are going and what you are doing.

Don't ask a women what she wants to do.

Never tell a women how much money you make.

Don't EVER date co-workers! Unless you don't give a rats ass about your job, stay away from people you work with! It's always asking for trouble.

Never answer the phone, or go out on the weekend. Even if you really don't, you have to make it appear as though you have better things to do than be with her on the weekends.

Never spend more than 40 bucks on a date. This includes buying gifts, flowers, candy, jewelry, etc. It does NOT help in getting laid. It's a waste of money. If anything, buy alcohol and get her drunk.

NEVER approach a woman in a club who has her girlfriends with her. There is NO point, you will NOT get laid when women are in groups.

If you are not getting laid by the 3rd date, dump her and move on. (absolutely! Wink

No spooning, no cuddling, no staying over. Get in, get out!

Never be in a committed relationship UNTIL you are really ready to settle down.

NEVER answer the phone on the weekends. It makes you look like you have nothing better to do. Weekends should be reserved for hanging out with your buddies or for guaranteed sex. Even if you really have nothing to do, let the answering machine take the call. You're busy.

Don't speak to women you work with unless it's related directly to work. Don't date them. Don't tell them they look nice. Don't comment on anything except whatever work needs you have, because you're a walking lawsuit waiting to happen.

Any others, boys? Wink

Women may have a few to contribute too.

Let's review the RULES - snarg - 08-12-2004

find out if she swallows before spending ANY money
:lmao:

Let's review the RULES - Velvet - 08-13-2004

bump

Let's review the RULES - Undeadcannibal - 08-13-2004

yeah, and trust me gys, velvet swallows.

Let's review the RULES - Bonkyboy - 08-13-2004

Don't be trashin' that sweet thing!

Let's review the RULES - Undeadcannibal - 08-13-2004

I'm not, she does! I mean, if she didn't she'd die.