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My absence.... - leeman - 08-01-2004

Yes I have been away due to a hospital visit ...

Not a planned one but rather comic one ....

Last friday (22:nd of july) I was out having a party :party: at a friends powerboat ...

Somwhere during the day i tried to act Jesus ...
So i decided to try to walk on water .... In 65 Knots..... :blink:

Didn't work that well : concusion, three ribs, broken colarbone, and dislocated shoulder ...

Yes i was stupid enough to try but hell i managed three 20foot steps befor starting to do saltomotars ..... (SP)

My absence.... - MarkyGman - 08-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Aug 1 2004, 10:25 AM
Yes I have been away due to a hospital visit ...

Not a planned one but rather comic one ....

Last friday (22:nd of july) I was out having a party  :party: at a friends powerboat ...

Somwhere during the day i tried to act Jesus ...
So i decided to try to walk on water ....  In 65 Knots.....  :blink:

Didn't work that well : concusion, three ribs, broken colarbone, and dislocated shoulder ...

Yes i was stupid enough to try but hell i managed three 20foot steps befor starting to do saltomotars ..... (SP)

Hope your okay there Lee.

on a lighter note....please say someone got this on video?

My absence.... - leeman - 08-01-2004

I'm OK and out of hospital today Big Grin

And i sure hope NOONE have this on tape................

My absence.... - Devious - 08-01-2004

GOOD HOLY JESUS :blink:

My absence.... - leeman - 08-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by devious@Aug 1 2004, 05:45 PM
GOOD HOLY JESUS :blink:

Yes my son ....

My absence.... - lad - 08-01-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman+Aug 1 2004, 03:25 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(leeman @ Aug 1 2004, 03:25 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>Somwhere during the day i tried to act Jesus ...[/b]

:lol: :lol: crazy ass swede

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Aug 1 2004, 03:25 PM
So i decided to try to walk on water ....  In 65 Knots.....  :blink:

and at what point did you think this would work pal ???

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Aug 1 2004, 03:25 PM
Didn't work that well : concusion, three ribs, broken colarbone, and dislocated shoulder ...

chin up fella

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Yes i was stupid enough to try but hell i managed three 20foot steps befor starting to do saltomotars ..... (SP)[/quote]

:lol: LMAO i can just picture it now :ph34r: :dev: :loool:

Hope you're o.k lee, missed ya round here Wink

My absence.... - CodeWarrior - 08-01-2004

:o :lmao: I'm laughing while in a state of shock at the same time.

This would have made a great video though. Hope you're feeling better.

My absence.... - leeman - 08-01-2004

can only ad that riding the searescue helicopter pissed drunk and the doctors pumping morfine in to you is a rush Big Grin

My absence.... - Devious - 08-02-2004

"Jesus Walks"

Yo, We at war
We at war with terrorism, racism, and most of all we at war with ourselves
(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks with me) with me with me with me [fades]

You know what the Midwest is?
Young & Restless
Where restless Niggaz might snatch your necklace
And next these Niggaz might jack your Lexus
Somebody tell these Niggaz who Kanye West is
I walk through the valley of Chi where death is
Top floor the view alone will leave you breathless Uhhhh!
Try to catch it Uhhhh! It's kinda hard hard
Getting choked by the detectives yeah yeah now check the method
They be asking us questions, harass and arrest us
Saying "we eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"
Huh? Yall eat pieces of shit? What's the basis?
We ain't going nowhere but got suits and cases
A trunk full of coke rental car from Avis
My momma used to say only Jesus can save us
Well momma I know I act a fool
But I'll be gone til November I got packs to move I Hope

[Hook x2]
(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the Devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks with me)
The only thing that I pray is that me feet don't fail me now
(Jesus Walks)
And I don't think there is nothing I can do now to right my wrongs
(Jesus Walks with me)
I want to talk to God but I'm afraid because we ain't spoke in so long

To the hustlas, killers, murderers, drug dealers even the strippers
To the victims of Welfare for we living in hell here hell yeah
Now hear ye hear ye want to see Thee more clearly
I know he hear me when my feet get weary
Cuz we're the almost nearly extinct
We rappers are role models we rap we don't think
I ain't here to argue about his facial features
Or here to convert atheists into believers
I'm just trying to say the way school need teachers
The way Kathie Lee needed Regis that's the way yall need Jesus
So here go my single dog radio needs this
They say you can rap about anything except for Jesus
That means guns, sex, lies, video tapes
But if I talk about God my record won't get played Huh?
Well let this take away from my spins
Which will probably take away from my ends
Then I hope this take away from my sins
And bring the day that I'm dreaming about
Next time I'm in the club everybody screaming out

(Jesus Walks)
God show me the way because the devil trying to break me down
(Jesus Walks)
The only thing that I pray is that me feet don't fail me now

My absence.... - War - 08-02-2004

i can turn water in to wine.... :> nice try but try while not moving. get well.

My absence.... - Suicide Jim - 08-02-2004

i'm just relifed that you're ok. note to self: don't mix alcohol and a fast moving boat.

My absence.... - leucetios - 08-02-2004

:o
I'm glad you're ok lee. That's some crazy shit. How much alcohol was involved before this happened? I need to know to make sure you were just drunk and not fucking crazy Wink

My absence.... - leeman - 08-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leucetios@Aug 2 2004, 01:53 AM
:o
I'm glad you're ok lee.  That's some crazy shit.  How much alcohol was involved before this happened?  I need to know to make sure you were just drunk and not fucking crazy

Lets say it was a mix ...........

My absence.... - Velvet - 08-02-2004

After being mad at you for doing such a dumb thing im sure glad your ok now hun and dont ever ever do that again . I meant it when I said I will come kill you if you do :lol: . Huge Hugz and welcome home hun :hug:

My absence.... - CodeWarrior - 08-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by velvet@Aug 1 2004, 08:10 PM
After being mad at you for doing such a dumb thing im sure glad your ok now hun and dont ever ever do that again . I meant it when I said I will come kill you if you do :lol: . Huge Hugz and welcome home hun :hug:

I told you she wouldn't be happy about this.

My absence.... - VitaminE - 08-02-2004

I hope you're alright Lee.

While water skiing I took a tumble and got water up my poop hole. For all those who are interested.

My absence.... - Velvet - 08-02-2004

That explains alot VitE :loool:

My absence.... - BAZARRE - 08-02-2004

Glad to see all's well with ya there,fella Wink

My absence.... - Neonranger - 08-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by leeman@Aug 1 2004, 03:25 PM
Last friday (22:nd of july) I was out having a party  :party: at a friends powerboat ...

Somwhere during the day i tried to act Jesus ...
So i decided to try to walk on water ....  In 65 Knots.....  :blink:

That sounds like something I would try, but I would try it sober.
Glad to hear your doin OK

Just remember my motto.

What Ever Doesn't Kill You
Well you must not have been trying hard enough. Confused

My absence.... - Beaucephus - 08-02-2004

Quote:Originally posted by devious@Aug 1 2004, 10:45 AM
GOOD HOLY JESUS :blink:

And that's really all I can say about it. :|