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Sometimes its better to fib - Velvet - 07-30-2004

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full-length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know dear", she says, "I look in the mirror, and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, and my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs, and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."

He studies hard for a moment thinking about it and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice, "Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."

Services for the husband will be held Saturday morning at 10: 30at St. Anselm's Memorial Chapel.

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Sometimes its better to fib - Hambone - 07-30-2004

My mother told me "The truth hurts" but she didn't say who gets hurt

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