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Computing Asian Style - fem - 07-23-2004

The following are 14 actual error messages seen on computers screens in Japan, where most are written in Haiku. Aren't these better than "you computer has performed an illegal operation?" Maybe we in the West should begin to adopt a more philosophical approach to the world in which we toil.

1. The Web site you seek cannot be located but countless more exist.
2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent and reboot. Order shall return.
3. Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much.
4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. On one hears your screams.
5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that.
6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down.
8. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a simple stone.
9. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which one has occurred?
10. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here.
11. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, but we never will.
12. Having been erased, the document you're seeking must now be retyped.
13. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.
14. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

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Computing Asian Style - TyrionXavier - 07-23-2004

Rut roh. Some people here are morally against haiku's.

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Computing Asian Style - Kunai - 07-23-2004

*snicker*

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Computing Asian Style - CodeWarrior - 07-23-2004

9. Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which one has occurred?

I like it

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Computing Asian Style - Suicide Jim - 07-24-2004

14. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

if it displays this then the screeen isn't blank.

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