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Retirement Plan - Devious - 07-20-2004

Retirement plan
> > If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
> year ago, it would
> >now be worth $49.00.
> >
> >With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the
> original $1,000.00.
> >
> >With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
> >
> >But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of KIllians
> (the beer, not
> >the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then
> turned in the cans for
> >the aluminum recycling price, you would have
> $214.00.
> >
> >Based on the above, my current investment advice is
> to drink heavily
> >and recycle.
> >This is now my new retirement program, I call it my
> 401-Keg.
> >

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Retirement Plan - TomFoolery - 07-20-2004

You should think about leaving again.

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Retirement Plan - Devious - 07-20-2004

Thanks.. I actually plan on it.

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Retirement Plan - TomFoolery - 07-20-2004

Quote:Originally posted by devious@Jul 20 2004, 03:20 PM
Thanks.. I actually plan on it.

Explain.

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Retirement Plan - VitaminE - 07-20-2004

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